Tis The Season...To Be A False Prophet

So last night I finished Dexter season 6, and it was incredibly satisfying. It's definitely the best show on television (if you have Showtime; if not I suppose any AMC show easily takes the cake). For those that don't know, Dexter is about a serial killer who kills other bad people in society, all while trying to maintain being the social norm. Each season has a theme in the growth of his character, and in the most recent, as Dexter is trying to be a father (not terribly significant in spoiling anything), he tries to embrace faith as a means of controlling what he calls his "dark passenger". This is all happening as a new threat, known as DDK or Doomsday Killer, is making the 7 taboos of Revelations come to life in "sacrifice to God."

This transition is where I lead into this whole season, the season of Lent, Easter, and the like. I understand people need a God to maintain the balance of right and wrong (even though in many cases, the balance tips in favor of whatever is being done). I also understand that for most people, the idea of this life meaning "nothing" is quite a struggle too, especially when you feel like you are working so hard to live a prosperous life. The things I don't understand are the motivations to prove that you are willing to God, when they involve the absolute dumbest things on the planet.

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, and according to Dante, results in being placed in the Third Circle of Hell in a pit of human excrement, blind and cold. This sounds awesome, but do you know what the definition of gluttony is? According to Thomas Aquinas, a medieval church leader, gluttony was defined as:

• Praepropere - eating too soon. 
• Laute - eating too expensively. 
• Nimis - eating too much. 
• Ardenter - eating too eagerly (burningly). 
• Studiose - eating too daintily (keenly). 
• Forente - eating wildly (boringly).

All that is to say, that being wasteful of resources and in a vain manor is a sin against the testament of God. Now, with that in mind, why is Lent so important? It's a paradoxical holiday that I can only see as the incarnation to make people believe they are doing write, and make sure they are repenting for what they are going to do after 40 days of "sacrifice". The paradox here of course is that while you are giving up your Coca-Cola, and your chocolate, and your video games, once the 40 days are over, you are going to too soonly indulge on this habits again, because your brain is wired to think that way. But according to Thomas Aquinas, this is "ardenter" or eating too eagerly.

Now when you put this all together, you are not only fasting only to be gluttonous, you are then celebrating/mourning the death of a man, brutally and horribly, and then praising him when he rises, because you await to be the chosen ones in His eyes and watch as He casts the infidels into Hell on Judgement Day while you can have all the spoils and sacrifice in Heaven. I think that covers Greed (wanting all in Heaven), Sloth (no emotional remorse for all of "God's children" being throw into Hell), Wrath (a burning passion to destroy those unfaithful), Envy (wanting to take Jesus's place and be glorified), Pride (feeling better than those that have been cast into Hell), and Vanity (feeling like you were the chosen because you picked the right side). Add these together and take out the compatibles and you have approximately 6 out of the 7 deadly sins. The only one missing is Lust, and you have so kept that by being abstinent and lusting after your boyfriends and girlfriends before marriage, even while "keeping God's faith".

Putting all that together, you have rightfully earned a place in Hell, but because you followed God, you can be forgiven and make it into Heaven. I'm calling bullshit, but believe what you want. I know if God is real I'm going to Hell, and I have no qualms, for I am never perfect. I sin and sin and sin, and I enjoy sinning. Makes my life have meaning. So while you sit back, relax and enjoy thinking you are making a sacrifice to God, remember the sins you are still committing, and how much more intense they are after the fact. As for me, I'll be enjoying all the things you give up for 40 days, and thereafter, for I have no worry about my faith. My faith has divided by zero. And oh back to Dexter, he kills DDK, who thinks he has done all right for God, and that God has willed everything that has occurred. Sounds to me like the mindless leading the blind. But I'll hold my tongue.